kurt—-humm:

As if I would ever say no to you. I know, baby, don’t worry, I know.

Mm. You’re unfair. You shouldn’t be allowed to be this attractiveee.

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kurt—-humm:

…Only because you’re super sexy and Iove you.

I’m gonna kiss you all over, alright? It’s just you, alright? You and me.

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kurt—-humm:

Part of me wants to ask if you’ve experienced this first hand, but most of me doesn’t want to know.

Shh, shh, don’t focus on that. Just. ..Take your clothes off. 

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kurt—-humm:

It sounds dangerous.

It’s two people close to each other. You’re not legitimately jumping around. It just gives extra momentum. 

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kurt—-humm:

I’m never too tired for that, love. What am I not understanding? 

Sex on a trampoline is really sexy. I’ll have to show you one day, it’s hard to explain. 

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kurt—-humm:

The jumping is kind of fun, actually, and you’re adorable, but I think I might be all jumped out.  …We need extra bounce?

Hmm. But you’re not tired or anything, right? Because I have this urge to take off all of your clothes and make you feel really, really good. ..No, babe, you’re not understanding. 

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kurt—-humm:

You’re incorrigible  Derek Smythe. You know you’d be able to get a better grip if we were laying down… and naked.

Oh, yeah? You don’t like jumping? We should have sex on a trampoline. Imagine that extra bounce it’d give us.

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kurt—-humm:

I love everything about you, you big dork. Oh my god, you’re going to get us both killed!

Nono, shh, the bed’s big. Just let me hold your butt to be sure. 

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kurt—-humm:

I love you. I think I’d probably get more kisses without the jumping, but I’ll take the deal because you’re adorable.

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You love what I do, too. I love you, by the way. More than anythinggg. Here, I’ll kiss you while we jump.

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kurt—-humm:

The things I do for you, Derek Smythe.

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You love it, and you love me. I’ll give you a kiss for every minute you jump! Deal?

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